A Flushed Experience

Macit Quote of the Day: I tried to download a movie it took me three days to watch the movie and still I didn't finish it, I swear!

 

Dear Turkey,

Get a better internet connection, seriously, you don’t know the amount of memes you’re probably missing because of the lack of speed in your connection.  It was essentially impossible to do any sort of internet related work because of this.  I remember as a kid with a dial-up modem being able to download quicker.

Poopin' in holes, surprisingly comfortable

Also, what’s the deal with your plumbing in your hotels?  Its little things like figuring out how toilets and showers work that makes America a superpower and Turkey a not-superpower.  Brent and I roomed wit

h one another throughout the entire trip and it didn’t matter what hotel we were staying at, nor what city there was always a problem in the bathroom.  The hotel we stayed at the longest, Hotel Arcadia, had just undergone major renovations.  The rooms really were pretty sweet and the view from the rooftop was amazing, however, if you can’t figure out how to create a shower space where water doesn’t fly all over the bathroom you’ve got a problem.  Most toilets on our road trip couldn’t handle my business, it was embarrassing/disgusting.  I’m not sure if people know about Asian-style toilets, but here you go!

If you're fishing in toilets, your life has taken a bad turn

Here’s a summary of my bathroom experience in Turkey.  Brent found this gem in a gas-station bathroom.  Take a minute to identify all the crossed-out images.  If you need to explain this crap (pun definitely intended) to people than your country isn’t ahead of the curve.

Get with it Turkey!